You know you need some days off when.....
1. You say to a bunch of junior high teenagers during a game of trashketball, "Grab your balls and come up to the line." You can imagine the comments I got in response.
2. Then you say,"Get your three balls then throw the wads in the bucket." Again I am borderline stupid in saying this.
3. Question to hubby, "Do you want nuts in your fudge?" regarding fudge we receive every year from my aunt. I didn't get why hubs erupted in laughter until I said it the 2nd time.
4. To Basketball girl, "Do I need to have the song "Back that Ass Up' playing when you dribble?"...."You have a bad case of beeper butt...beep...beep...beep." I'm just glad they all thought it was funny.
5. To a few students in my favorite class, "Please all I am asking is that you act your age. I know how to deal with 12, 13, or 14 year olds. But I don't know how to deal with kids as tall as me who act like 3 year olds."
Working with teenagers all day tests your patience to the limit. I try to remind myself that I went to school to become a master in how to deal with these dysfunctional, hormonal, and tempermental children. And I make sure that I also remind myself that I am the adult and I should try to act so. It is sometimes hard not to sink to their level. I just found a perfect definition for teenagers---a juvenile between the onset of puberty and maturity. That is the problem they have raging hormones and don't have the brains or sense on what to do with them. I'm an thankful that I will be getting my much need days a.k.a mental recuperation time in about a week.
Pray for teachers to maintain sanity until next week.