The Low Down

1. I like my name written better than when it is said. 2. I’m a red head not an orange head!! 3. I griped at a store manager for the first time today…Stroller Rights Unite!!! 4. I am obsessed with checking my email, cell phone and blogs. 5. My favorite alcoholic drink is an Amaretto Sour and my fav beer is Bud Light 6. Ever been thrown up on in a hair salon, I have…today!!! 7. Most songs remind me of a person or event in my life. 8. Phrases I use too often…”Sweet…Whatever…That’s good stuff…WTF…Geez” 9. I have broken my right arm twice. 10. There are some things I would have done differently at my wedding. 11. I hate running because I need protective face gear. 12. I love gummy smiles…babies/oldies doesn’t matter. 13. David Schwimmer is HOT!!! 14. One of my fears is being stuck out in the middle of the ocean with no raft. 15. My biggest fear is losing one of my kids. 16. Need sandpaper…just use the bottom of my heel. Want to massage my feet? Neither does Justin! 17. Even when I was my skinniest I still had thunder thighs. 18. If I was a Sex and the City character, I would be a cross between Charlotte and Carrie. 19. Aiden is named after Aidan on SATC. 20. I would suck at Jeopardy but would walk away with the jackpot on Wheel of Fortune. Watch out Sajak!!! 21. I love tulips and hydrangeas 22. I want to get my teeth whitened. 23. Sometimes when I tell a really funny story or joke I get laughing to hard that I can’t continue and end up with tears streaming down my face while my shoulders heave silently. Then when I finally compose myself enough to finish the joke or story people are disappointed with how unfunny it actually is. 24. I will laugh inside and sometimes out loud at something several minutes later even if it was only funny to me. 25. I started liking Pearl Jam after me and Justin started dating. 26. If I could go anywhere in the world, I would find a little French county cottage on some land. 27. I wish I could lead a double life as a SATC character. 28. Sometimes I wonder why I rushed to get through college. Those were the days when I could be careless, free, and wild and give the excuse that I was in college. What’s my excuse now? J/K 29. Why did I let one interior designing class frighten me away from that career? 30. I hate soap scum and hard water stains. Like keeping the bathroom is hard enough?!? 31. I miss my friends from high school…especially Heather. Where are you? 32. My first job was at Subway. 33. Geez, I’m only a third of the way done. 34. I am not opposed to plastic surgery i.e. breast lift, tummy tuck, and full body lipo. 35. I wore braces for only 18 months. 36. I don’t really like my nose it is too pointed when looking at my profile. 37. My iPod was stolen this week by one of my students. 38. I really love my iPod…it is my little piece of heaven on earth. 39. For Christmas I want a new phone (camera phone), photo pendant necklace, iTunes card, new purse, and some new jewelry. 40. Don’t worry Justin I’ll take care of my gifts for Christmas. 41. I could have really applied my self and gotten a better degree. 42. Celeb Heart Throbs: Josh Lucas, Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Matthew McConaughy, John Corbett, dirty boy Colin Farrell and of course David Schwimmer 43. I stole #23 from another blog...why reinvent the wheel she said it perfectly. 44. I made 7 layer dip last night but cheated and only made 5 layers. Shameful I know!! 45. I have been caught in a lie before and I have lied and not been caught. 46. My nickname is Red. 47. My nicknames for my kids: Aiden Smaiden, Aiden Paularino, Bubsy, LilliBug, Babogirl 48. I’m already on my second Smirnoff since I started this list. 49. When I was a little girl, I used to sit in my closet for hours and play Barbies. 50. I still have all my Barbies and even some in boxes for Lillie when she gets older. 54. When is someone going to invent a cleaning fairy who comes at night and magically cleans and picks up your house while you sleep? 55. We eat out about 4 out of the 7 days of the week. No wonder I have hit a plateau on my weight loss. 56. Speaking of weight loss I have lost 30 pounds so far…yes that means that either I gained 5 or I weighed on a “skinny” day. 57. Are you getting sick of reading about me yet? 58. I am spoiled by my parents and my hubs. 59. I love milk-1% 60. I am a picky eater. 61. I don’t like trying new restaurants. 62. I have stolen several large ornaments off a mall Christmas tree. 63. My first car was a Pontiac Grand Prix. 64. I sucked my thumb until I was in 3rd grade. 65. Worst household chore…scrubbing the stove. 66. Second worst…laundry. There’s some many steps-wash, dry, fold, put away. That process can take up to a week sometimes. 67. I’m an 80s music junkie. 68. If I were an animal, I would be a lioness. 69. Am I done yet? I am doing quite a bit of soul searching. 70. In a former life I was a back up dancer. 71. I really hate onions. Do they really add that much flavor? 72. First wish-Be Skinny FOREVER! 73. Second wish-Be happy FOREVER! 74. Third wish-Be rich FOREVER! (in that order) 75. I definitely don’t want more than three kids. Too many faces to remember and too many hands to clean. I’m perfectly content with my 2 little faces and 4 little hands!! 76. I was looking for winter clothes in my closet and saw that I have a very small collection. I couldn’t figure out why. Then I had a lightbulb go off…I’ve been pregnant the past 2 winters and my winter wardrobe is accompanied with a tag that screams maternity. 77. My current wardrobe does have some name brand clothing in it…if you consider Target, Walmart and Kohl’s name brand. 78. How do you lose 30 pounds and only go down a size in your shirts and stay in the same size in pants? 79. I just realized that my pants are looser which means that 30 pounds ago I was looking HOT in these pants!!! Sense my sarcasm? 80. When I was a kid, we would go to Luby’s I would order the same things everytime. Mac –n- cheese, jello, roll, and chocolate milk. 81. Justin and I had our first big fight after getting married at Christmas (2 months since D-Day). I don’t even remember what it was about. 82. Our last fight? Don’t remember because we don’t see each other enough to fight. 83. I don’t have any tattoos. 84. I wouldn’t mind having one though. 85. Maybe some claw marks on my chest!! Never mind I already have some stretch marks there that resemble claw marks. 86. I love fall but hate fallen leaves. 87. Theory on Beauty: You either get beauty or body. Most women who have both is because she have gone to extreme measures. 88. I used to buy purses all the time. I have been searching for a purse for about a month now and can’t find one I like. 89. Why does 27 sound old to me? Some people wish they could be 27 again. 90. I think I am good at my job. 91. I have regrets for things I have done. 92. I have regrets for things I haven’t done. 93. I can’t believe I’m almost at 100. That’s dedication if you are still reading this! 94. My fav color is pink. 96. I just realized I use this “…” a lot in my typing. 97. I have changed 3 diapers, fed my two kids and myself, sent 3 emails, drank 2 drinks, started a movie, made a phone call and taken pics of lillie since I started this list.