Oh Robo Wrist how I miss thee.
It has only been a mere 8 hours since we departed. I am still thinking of the last time we spent together in that doctor's office. If only I knew that would be the last time I would have you on. Don't feel bad that you have been replaced. I would give anything to have you back. You gave me freedom that your replacement doesn't allow. I could type with ease, wash my own hair, and apply my self tanning lotion without hubs assistance (he's not complaining though). If I had an itch with you on, I could simply unstrap you. Now I have to carefully jam something into Ol'Blackie (name of the rebound) and pray I don't inadvertantly commit suicide. You would not forsake my wrist/hand by making it all skinny, pale, dry and flaky. The 5 weeks I spent with you will mean more to me than the 5 weeks I will spent with OB.
I will never forget you Robo Wrist!!!
***For those of you who are curious here is Robo Wrist's replacement....
2 comments:
DO NOT jam something down Ol Blackie to sooth an itch. If you inadvertantly scratch yourself you could end up with a bad infection under there!
Yes that will go really nice with your new black dress!!
LSH
I had a feeling about this before you told me you removed old blackie. I know what claustophobia is like and how much fear it can bring on. Remember the plane ride and me telling the flight attendant to move her serving cart or I would climb over it? All I can say is try to relax and put your mind in a nice place. Music can help a lot. Sorry you went through this.
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