So you had a bad day...

Today was a day to end all days. The kids were having a horrible day as was momma. We were having trouble listening, following directions, controlling our temper, suppressing our need to scream and trouble being emotionally stable. Yes I was included on all of those. We also issued an APB on the "spanking hand" because it was loose and it was armed and dangerous today. And with much regret it took two victims with it today...two small hineys on two toddlers. With all the screams, tears, apologies and regretful moments, we ended the day beautifully. It made me (almost) forget about the misfortunes of the day. I guess your day isn't so bad if you can laugh at the end of it.

During Bubby's S---nack (that's how he says it...over pronounces the "s")

"Whatcha hiding Bubby?"

"Puddin' face, Momma"


God bless little children!!! And Prozac!!!