Upside Down and Feet to the Street

We are headed into craziness here with our house still on the market. We are into an insane routine of cleaning. We clean before we go to bed, clean before we leave, clean between cleanings, and clean when it is already clean. Our house is ready to show at the drop of a hat and believe me we have had them drive by and want to come in right then. So I have gotten a little desperate to figure out why it hasn't sold yet. I have fixed everything under the sun, painted everything that needs a touch up, swept so much I need a new broom and to no avail it still remains on the market. So I was talking to someone and they asked if we had gotten a St. Joseph statue yet. I googled it to see what the hype was all about and proceeded to call all around town looking for one. I found a Hallmark that carried them and loaded up the kids, grabbed my stash of cash that is for emergencies and headed out. I told Hubs that I was picking up a man and taking him back the house to bury him. He was confused but wasn't surprised that I was up to something. He even got home and searched the yard for freshly turned dirt. He was a good sport and helped me bury our little St. Joseph, upside down and feet to the street right next to our for sale sign. So we will see what the week brings...

Call me crazy, call me desperate, call me 1-800-Need it SOLD!!!

Safety Patrol!!! Safety Violation...Digging a hole with flip flops on.

Not quite sure why I can't get the pic right side up....Is that you St. Joseph playing tricks on me???



Here lies St. Joseph...